Monday, August 26, 2013

Be impressive

After being in college for a week, I have witnessed so many people attempting to look "cool" in front of girls by using a lot of swear words. I have summarized in a few sentences how you should behave in terms of swearing...

Guys, try to avoid using swear words; not because they are too vulgar, but because it's a lazy man's vocabulary. A man isn't tired as ****, he is exhausted. He isn't ****ing sad, he is morose. Extended vocabularies were invented for a reason, boys - to impress women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.